BotShip_033while doing park improvements, the Enercity Public Works Department (mainly zombies – they are cheap and don’t need health care but they are also very slow and easily distracted by brainy people) uncovered a spaceship crashed near the old air raid hanger turned skate park *dang hoodlum kids! tagging and drinking down there – shakes fist to the sky*

careful unearthing reavealed a HUGE (like 50 metre in diameter huge) metal object made of some unknown metal alloy (no rusting – prob a 512 by 512 pixel png 8?) =p

anyway, out intrepid city photographer and bottle washer rushed out to document the find. clever observation revealed a license plate for the craft (???)  who put that there and for what purpose? was it just kids that placed it there as a prank?

or are poutine luvin’ frogs really aliens?

what a mystery! well after much examination, a way in was finally figured out. evidentaly some poor cabbie must have been parked at the lake eating lunch back in the day and WHAMO! crushed by out of control alien french canadians! hmm, wonder if that is where our first zombie came from? anyway, if you sit in the cab and then stand up you get launched into the space ship!

check it out in Enercity Park and stay tuned as we uncover who could possibly sit in the kooky seats and learn with us as we discover what an “ener bot” is (hmm, ding, ding, ding, an energy robot? get it? enerGY RObot –> ener-gy ro-bot –> ener gyro bot –> gyro the enerbot?) o_O

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something looks a little familiar

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dang frogs – eating poutine & flying

note: we sent out our forensics team (looks a lot like the photography team) – they are highly trained at looking for clues – like if they find any empty Labatt cans, that may help prove if any poutine was involved in this crash! if so, the Poutine Emergency Engagement Team – Pee Team – may need to get involved – not to be confused with the Split PEA Team which is another french canadian issue). dang frogs . . .